Sex and Candy

It surprises me that St. Valentines day isn't bigger than it already is. It takes time to celebrate some of the things that western culture deems as most important:

1. Buying stuff (Cards, flowers, balloons, whatever)
2. Eating Chocolates
3. Having Sex.

Personally, I'm all for skipping over number 1, go straight to the chocolate, and work our way down the rest of the list from there. And I know where there's a Caramilk bar with my name on it.....